suppertime and the brain is remembrin' (to the tune of Gershwin's summertime)
Sometimes there are things you forget to blog. Then, a memory suddenly floods your conscious mind, triggered by some action or other, and you say hey! how could I have forgotten that? Here're a few forgotten thoughts that invaded my brain after 1½ apple-pies from McD's...
Some Things I Forgot
Chemlab with betty is certainly quite boring without PIN2. It was so quiet. So awfully quiet. Wish she wouldn't skip "baking with betty" when Aafaq chooses to go on Thursdays. Maybe that's why I marvelled so much at that testament of technology, the thermie.
Some Things I'd Rather Forget
Ahem. Wei-Lyn's howling hiney. It was a really howler getting into that position with her during Bio today. And I'd rather forget how her fundamentally soft fanny felt like. No prizes for what pos it was. With the help of StarTrek, "One head went where no head ever went before". It was quite disgusting actually, but considering there are no emotional strings attached... Belay that digressive thought! Yucky. At least I got what I wanted -- my mobile-phone back!
Some Things I Can't Forget
hmmm? oh, I forget what it is i can't forget
okay, i lie. it's
*her*
You Can Always Explain Things Away
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disclaimer: this part of the article to be read only by those who can take tongue-in-cheek comments! the author takes no responsibility if words are taken too seriously. best read by dirty minds? we'll see... |
Now I float this crazy out of the world reason why Lyn took my mobile. Maybe she had it all planned in advance. She wanted me to get into that pos. With her karate skills she practised what footballers call "shielding the ball" (in this case the phone -- if you noticed, football has nothing to do with karate). Anyhoo, why do I say it was all planned in advance?
Why, her lovely write-up on me, says it all. I find it to be a very tasteful and humorous vignette, so I'm reproducing it here verbatim. The phrase that tells us that it was a pre-meditated evil intent of hers to put me in a very compromising position is: "renown pioneer of rear-end entry interventional radiology". She knew what she was after...
Tuesday, August 17, 2004
your presence still lingers here, and it won't leave me alone
Everyone should have seen what Mr Sir Lord Baron Count Datuk Dr Tsar Nicholas "tjambudi" Aw (postgraduate training in obstetrics & gynaecology with subspecialization in speed pap smears/colposcopies and renown pioneer of rear-end entry interventional radiology) wore to college today.
(note: they don't call him DATUK for nothing)
I COULD HAVE DIED!!
For humanity's sake, I shall not put any pictures of him here. |
Not bad for all in a day's detecting with Defective Dan of the Pisang Detektif Ready di-Makan (PDRMô). Selamat malam semua!
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disclaimer ends... you may go on being serious from here on... but not too! |
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ô PDRM is the official acronym Polis di-Raja Malaysia/Royal Malaysian Police for the uninformed
Posted at 8/21/2004 12:23:15 am by nicholasaw
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